dunder mifflin this is pam

dykesupremacy:

when straight girls take pictures of themselves kissing their female friend on the cheek and caption it “lol we’re such lesbos/dykes/lezzas” or some other lesbophobic slur 

dherbsta:

I am getting high off life :)

dherbsta:

I am getting high off life :)

espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

cloud-juumping 

wildbelles:

more like this here x

wildbelles:

more like this here x

markbellhorn:

goatcorporation:

markbellhorn:

everyone post your favorite greentexts

someone post the one where the person kicks the soccer goalie in the face and screams “are you fucking sorry”

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vaginomics:

kris jenner adds another to her collection

vaginomics:

kris jenner adds another to her collection

You can wear a Zara pant and a girl walks in with the Céline version and you feel like shit. That’s the problem. I’m talking about us, the new slaves, the people who love fashion.
Kanye West  (via sinspiredstyle)

griffinilla:

my dog is named Lucky

and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky

and sometimes it’ll be dark out, and we’ll be up all night to get Lucky

unbasic:

unbasic:

When people go underwater in movies, i like to hold my breath to see if i would have survived in that situation. 

Almost died in finding nemo