February 2012
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“If music be the food of love, play on”
– Shakespeare
i spoke to harry styles on the phone this morning...
he’s so perfecTTT
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arg from towie is in my town centre hahahaha
when she kissed me it felt like a headbutt
everyone watches 17 again for zac efron
im sat there like
MATTHEW PERRY IM READY 4 U
shat myself
me and and mary and savannah just watched LOADS of fucking ghost videos and we were proper shitting ourselves and we had to go to the bathroom to change so i had to bring my gun and omfg i was pooing myself it was horrible :-(
then we went to the kitchen and like savannah burst into tears cuz we could hear voices it was horrible i hate ghosts :(
today i learnt what makes you beautiful by one direction on guitar and that’s pretty much it yep
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can you put firearms into your suitcase????????? i am really worried im gonna get shot in miami and i want 2 protect myself
i am such a loser i spend every lunchtime doing extra physics because i am gifted and talented or some shit w/e man
omggg me and my Dad just watched from dusk till dawn IT IS SO FUCKING GOOD and george clooney is ridiciously hot omg
just watched Deathproof with my dad, oh my fucking god it is such an AMAZING film, definitely gone onto my top 10 films, SUCH A QUALITY FILM
grapefruits are so damn delicious :(
what's a nice luggage store??
i haven’t been on holiday in a million years and i’m going to miami this year and i need to look fine fresh fierce etc and that includes my luggage :(
where can i buy a nice suitcase? preferably have an online store so i can look tonightttt lol x
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i am becoming so addicted to ebay
fuuuck ok so on friday morning my medusa bar fell out so i was ah ok then i went to get a new one that night and it WOULD NOT go in
so the piercer put it in upside down you know the barbell on the inside
and i woke up this morning and my skin had closed up over it :| so i poked it through but it WILL NOT unscrew omfg man
i have no idea what im gonna do for school seriously im in so much pain...
Every person on tumblr a few years ago: hmm let me find a good URL and take it and then never sign into this website ever again
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
my mums twitter is so funny she’s following david cameron and bbc news and stuff haha aw
the-vaccines:
is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class
joey is so attractive in the first episode of friends asjkhdjknd
my weekend will be spent re-watching friends…season 1 here i comeeeee
thoughts on the new season of geordie shore:
HOLLYS HAIR
rebecca is an actual dog
me and vicky literally have the same personality
rebecca is an actual dog
gaz is still hot as fuck
ricci is hot as fuck
i fucking love da geordie shore crew ok
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parents evening tonight
if its good i get triple sole creepers
im its bad im crusin for a bruisin!!!!
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